Boo!

I am the Wolf Boy.

A costume and cape in one;

I’m scaring myself!

Photoshop Wizardry by Nena

Don’t “Sach” Them

BBC bad boys?

If we can’t laugh at ourselves…

Mountains from molehills!

Dogcasting

I wish I could speak,

I’ve so much to say.

I’d be a tech journalist

or radio DJ.

I’d have my own podcast

and interview guests.

Just like my heroes,

Leo, and Geoff.

Winter

There was an Alpaca from Peru,

whose coat was the finest that grew.

One day his head honcho

said “I need a poncho”

and shaved him as bald as a canoe.

3Grrr

Behold the iBone.

I laugh at your BarkBerrys.

Now, to change that squeak…

Boosh

Cameras love me.

Thin, pretty, androgynous.

I am Noel Fielding.

 

Older, bigger, wise.

My very own Howard Moon.

You can call him Tex.

Piggy

My brother Texas

thinks he has the upper hand.

His toy pig was cheap.

Sleep

I’m all out of cute.

Sound machine on “Rain Forest”.

Please go away now.

Anzac Day

In the dead of night

I lick the barbeque plate.

Guests will never know.

Easter

Brand New Bunny Ears.

Purple not pink like last year.

More manly I think.