Dallas is a 4 year old Great Dane with various interests, including poetry. His other pastimes include Schnoofling, Galumphing, Caflumping, Schneakling and Schnoozling.
Doggerel describes verse considered of little literary value.
Haiku is a Japanese poem composed of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables.
A Limerick is a five lined fixed form poem with a silly subject matter.
dallas appealing
but sadly not so much as
his brother texas